"Harry, this one says you and Louis are a couple."
zayn and the other ones
can’t tell if you’re talking about one direction or the human race
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
I’m 100% sure it was just George
First of all fuck you
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?