hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

hidingfromthespotlight:

drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong

could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

fuckyeahpooping:

i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor to prove it

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

make me choose
eddiesmiller asked: donna noble or rory williams?

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

waltdisneysdaily:

I am a bunny. The Easter Bunny!

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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