Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Melanie Martinez

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001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

I could seriously see this as the theme song for some creepy-ass southern gothic romance drama.

this is American Horror Story shit bc that song in the promos for Freakshow, “Carousel” is hers

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

thisishallouisween:

int: “do you snuggle on the tour bus?”

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louis: “we try not to disclose much of our relationships to the public”

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Int: Okay Okay.

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Louis: “Its just a joke”

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2 mins later…….

*winks at harry*

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alisonshendrixs:

an important piece of advice for future parents:

  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • just don’t even comment on it
  • your kid is well aware of their weight
  • just don’t do it
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